I know some of you don't want to hear this, but "pressing buttons good" is not enough to get sponsored. You have to also not be COMPLETELY FUCKING INSANE, that's a big plus.

I don't care how good someone like SonicSol is, he's never getting sponsored because he's a black hole of autism, always unpleasant, and extremely unhinged while posting inappropriate stuff nonstop.

A lot of the people you despise for one insane reason or another are much more marketable personalities and post much less controversial things. This is why they get paid to work on fighting games or fly out to tournaments or whatever while a lot of you just sit at home angrily shitposting about them in between telling us how you jacked off to an obese polar bear getting her dick sucked or whatever it is you people talk about on here.

It's as shrimple as that.