https://youtu.be/wdmSrEUhjwQ?si=3NzOgJXWxON_Sqg_

*Yawn*
I am the savior but I am on touring on vacation right now so just go do something else beside die and don't blow anything up for new next few Armageddons and Apocalyptico's
OOOOHHHHHH AGGGGHHH They have funnel cakes here!
What's that?
*chews*
Quantum
*chewing with mouth open*
A.I.
*slop*
TEMU
*slop*
MurderBots
*chews loudly*
Rampage ugh huh yes yes get to important part...
*Swallows*
Decimation
*Takes a huge bite*
Seals broken
*sips*
Yes I can HEAR the bloody loud horn blaring, yes I know it's coming from the creators dimensional time rip, yes it's the quantum wake sound, it's cool...I SAID IT'S
*Crinkles wrapper right next to phone intentionally*
Speaking of saviors, if you really read this trash post this far down, you are now reading it in Gorr the Godslayer's voice in your head, (let's be honest what other selection do you have, the religious nutters posts? The LLM Bots?) Let's talk about how large Christian Bale's shoulders are to carry that steaming pile of CapeSlop to any sort of meaningful profitable box office revenue stream margins, avoiding a......marketing apocalypse in the red.....*every body's a critic*