Not only would I save her from doing porn, I’d save her from being an obnoxious social media grifter. Hear me out.

Lana is fascinating to me, I find her too beautiful for porn and she doesn’t seem like a truly ravenous slut like Adriana Chechik for example, more like a woman who plays dumb and uses her sexuality to her advantage while not really putting her heart into it (ironically this is part of why I don’t enjoy Lana’s porn)

I remember listening to a podcast where she confesses she did B&E on behalf of her older boyfriend and gave up her anal virginity first. She was also displeased with that ex-heroin junkie who works with Logan Paul for being a shitstain and it seemed like she really did want a relationship. She’s kinda dumb and at the same time plays dumber than she is. You also can’t deny that despite this she has an ambitious streak and knows how to succeed. This combination of traits makes me think she’s the kind of blank slate woman where you can pretty much mold her into whatever kind of person you want and if she falls in love with you she’ll basically want whatever you want and her ambition goes wherever you point it to go.

I would give her the kind of love that opens her up sexually in a real way, not her false porno mimicry of sexual pleasure. I’d be like her father figure and point her to getting educated and put her skills and desire for success to good use. She’d be like trophy wife who’s also your right-hand assistant. After she’s conditioned to be a decent enough smart individual she can have her Instagram, clothing brands, fashion career and whatever other vanity projects upper class beautiful women want.