Any other white man here who is also slightly envious towards your colonizing ancestors? Imagine sailing the seas like Master And Commander and making love to hot brown women around the world, spreading your European seed far and wide with complete impunity. I struggle to think of a more fulfilling life.

Sure, I could always get a cute, brown gf, which I have done, would recommend, but it's not like you can have a harem of them that you fuck without protection and zero consequence.