>Some homo lunatic was mad that I wasnt into him so he contacted my family and tried to start trouble.
Real
> He had the sense to flee town before doing it and it never amounted to anything, but thats what we deal with.
TRVKE

Spoogey poogey loony troon,
You scare away men till they hide in their room
Ex bff was trying to date your sister,
Till you held him at gunpoint and said 'fuck me Mister!'
But lo! All the rapey harassment scared away that lad,
He refuses to fuck you- just like your dad