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7/11/2025, 1:17:58 PM
>be me
>professional /v/ shitposter
>wake up every morning, stretch, crack knuckles
>open Blue Archive thread
>same bait OP with a coomer thumbnail and 3 replies
>time to clock in
>"why does this game have such a low playerbase despite high fan arts?"
>"this entire thing is a humiliation ritual"
>BAfags instantly foam at the mouth
>BAcucks rush in
>"b-but the art is peak!"
>"playerbase doesn't matter!"
>"w-we don’t need Genshin and Uma numbers"
>"it's a cultural phenomenon!!"
>someone posts a 3-paragraph essay about Sensei's emotional depth
>I reply with Steam charts and a screenshot of a 0.2% achievement
>someone posts a hentai gif to derail
>thread hits bump limit in 40 mins
>400+ replies of seethe, cope, coom, and arguing about lore no one asked for
>Arona dev team probably watching, crying in a Google Doc
>every thread is damage control + derailing attempts
>every thread is a ritual
>I am the ritual
>I don’t even play the game
>I just feed off the chaos
>see you tomorrow
>picrel is me IRL
>professional /v/ shitposter
>wake up every morning, stretch, crack knuckles
>open Blue Archive thread
>same bait OP with a coomer thumbnail and 3 replies
>time to clock in
>"why does this game have such a low playerbase despite high fan arts?"
>"this entire thing is a humiliation ritual"
>BAfags instantly foam at the mouth
>BAcucks rush in
>"b-but the art is peak!"
>"playerbase doesn't matter!"
>"w-we don’t need Genshin and Uma numbers"
>"it's a cultural phenomenon!!"
>someone posts a 3-paragraph essay about Sensei's emotional depth
>I reply with Steam charts and a screenshot of a 0.2% achievement
>someone posts a hentai gif to derail
>thread hits bump limit in 40 mins
>400+ replies of seethe, cope, coom, and arguing about lore no one asked for
>Arona dev team probably watching, crying in a Google Doc
>every thread is damage control + derailing attempts
>every thread is a ritual
>I am the ritual
>I don’t even play the game
>I just feed off the chaos
>see you tomorrow
>picrel is me IRL
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