My friend refuses to shoot anything that isn't 22lr

Daily Carry?
LCP2
rifle?
oh wow do you want to shoot the Ruger 10/22 carbine or the Keltec SU22E?
Proper pistol?
Keltec P17, silenced.
Carbine?
a 22 charger with a "brace", red dot, folding brace

somebody attacks him, they are going to feel like they are being attacked by bees.

Not as annoying as my friend who "conceal" carries a snub-nosed colt annaconda. not a python, a 4.25" anaconda. you know the difference between a 4" anaconda and a 4.25" anaconda? the 4. 25" is $200 more. I refuse to believe you can tell the difference between 4" and 4.25", there is a penis joke here somewhere