>stumbling home drunk last night at 2am
>cantankerous old lady running a food stall pestering me about something
>"Whatever, got pizza coming to my hotel khuuub"
>Keeps at it anyway, starts following me up the street, saying she's got home delivery fruits for 1500 baht, but because I'm handsome can talk it down to 1300
>Meh I'll take her number to make her go away
>Sends me pics of the roster, wtf it's actually decent, this old aunty got a full stable
Ate pizza and gave in, going to do the same tonight.
Choose for me anons, special consideration given to dubs