Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it
You play the vidya on the Twitch.TV
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothin,' and games for free
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your trigger finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb


We got to install dos emulators
Custom firmware PSPs
We got to run DOOM configurators
We got to degauss our CRTvees


See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup?
Yeah buddy, that's purple hair
That little faggot takin girl hormone pills
That little faggot, he's a speedrunnaire!


We got to install dos emulators
Custom firmware PSPs
We got to run DOOM configurators
We got to degauss our CRTvees


Mover, mover


We got to install dos emulators
Custom firmware PSPs
We got to run DOOM configurators
We got to degauss our CRTvees


Looky here, look out


I shoulda learned to play Fornite
I shoulda learned to play PUBG
Look at that cam whore, she got it stickin' in the webcam, man, we could have some
And he's up there, what's that? Sound Alert noises?
Bangin' out the emotes like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin', get your games for free


We got to install dos emulators
Custom firmware PSPs
We got to run DOOM configurators
We got to degauss our CRTvees