Guys, I think Akainu just needs to be talked to and told that killing people for basically no reason isn't right, even if they are "pirates". He needs to realize that being a "pirate" doesn't make you ontologically evil. I think we could change his mind if we, the people of the Blue planet, all spoke up and told him that.

I got his Den Den Mushi number so we're going to send him a voicemail and write our message one word at a time, okay? Ready?

Dear Akainu...