>how can you be gay when shitpipe
Proper sodomy is fucking expensive man. Good hygiene, eating adequately, preparing the necessary lubrication and prophilactics, slow and methodical stretch-training. Good anal sex is not a spur of the moment, it's something you prepare for, quite extensively.
What I am saying is, good anal sex is the intellectual's choice. Vaginal and crusty anal sex is the brainlet/animal's choice.