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The nulylad only drinks water, lad. He goes into the Ram's Head down the road and says t' landlord "one glass of water please, chum". And the landlord says "but we have a variety of lagers, beers and stouts my friend, surely you'd like to try?" "Nope" says the nulylad. "Just your finest H2O, please". "Right then mate, there's a tap and a hose out back, help yourself".

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