Can we get a thread for normies on this board? Everyone is so avant garde can we get back to earth guys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvCBSSwgtg4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkPna4xPJmE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6KMR5VeIf0

I wish I had a brown skinned sweetheart I could kiss and have sex with. She would be my bride eventually. I would marry this woman. I would have sex with her all the time and it would be really gross. Like we would get really sweaty and everything.