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Dr. Freeman. Yes, you. The so-called One Free Man.
I’ve got a simple question for you: what on Earth happened? How did you go from being a respected scientist to... well, this? I mean, come on, you were supposed to be a beacon of reason, a paragon of intellect, and now? Now you’re just a lost soul, drowning in a sea of pixels and... well, let’s call it "high-definition research."
This isn’t science, Dr. Freeman. This isn’t even basic human decency. This is a crisis of character! A man of your stature, falling prey to the endless scroll of what I can only describe as "mind-melting nonsense" — are you really about to tell me you’ve thrown it all away for... this? I mean, come on, Dr. Freeman, that’s not even productive procrastination.
Do you realize what you’ve done? You’ve set humanity back decades. Not through some scientific blunder, not by opening a portal to an alien world, but by opening... well, let’s just say, the "browser history." You’ve single-handedly plunged us into the digital abyss, my friend. At this point, even the internet’s questioning if you’ve actually googled anything useful lately.
And don’t think Our Benefactors haven't noticed. They’ve been eyeing you with the same concern that someone gives a toddler who's been left alone with a paintbrush... and a screen. I, too, have come under suspicion, simply by association.
So, here's the deal: help me out here. Step away from the screen. Close the tabs. And for the love of all things sacred, delete your history. Do the right thing, Dr. Freeman. For the good of mankind and for the survival of your own dignity.
Rejoin reality. Serve humanity... and maybe, just maybe, save us from your digital downfall.
I’ve got a simple question for you: what on Earth happened? How did you go from being a respected scientist to... well, this? I mean, come on, you were supposed to be a beacon of reason, a paragon of intellect, and now? Now you’re just a lost soul, drowning in a sea of pixels and... well, let’s call it "high-definition research."
This isn’t science, Dr. Freeman. This isn’t even basic human decency. This is a crisis of character! A man of your stature, falling prey to the endless scroll of what I can only describe as "mind-melting nonsense" — are you really about to tell me you’ve thrown it all away for... this? I mean, come on, Dr. Freeman, that’s not even productive procrastination.
Do you realize what you’ve done? You’ve set humanity back decades. Not through some scientific blunder, not by opening a portal to an alien world, but by opening... well, let’s just say, the "browser history." You’ve single-handedly plunged us into the digital abyss, my friend. At this point, even the internet’s questioning if you’ve actually googled anything useful lately.
And don’t think Our Benefactors haven't noticed. They’ve been eyeing you with the same concern that someone gives a toddler who's been left alone with a paintbrush... and a screen. I, too, have come under suspicion, simply by association.
So, here's the deal: help me out here. Step away from the screen. Close the tabs. And for the love of all things sacred, delete your history. Do the right thing, Dr. Freeman. For the good of mankind and for the survival of your own dignity.
Rejoin reality. Serve humanity... and maybe, just maybe, save us from your digital downfall.
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