Can any AI wizards work their magic?

>Wake up on a deserted island with these zoomers >Naturally, the zoomers appoint you as their leader What role do you assign each one of them to maximize your survival odds?

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Paco is incredibly masculine and I would appreciate if you stopped cyberbullying him.

It’s their semi-annual rent a frat bro fundraiser. Which one are you renting and what for? (must be PG and reasonable)