uhhhhere i go

blast a fart
on the toilet
plop
blop
bloop
my skinny little butthole goes:
TOOT
flippin the flapjacks all jacked up out my buttflap flippin and flappin in the wind from my butt but
um, what?
that's just my gut
spillin nutrients, yo

uuuuuum here i go!

POOP
plop
FART

FORT
plap
SHIT

sitting on the toilet again
taking a fudge dragon summer slam DOOK

holy SHIT
i have to QUIT
i'm pooping once again! (wipe ×17)

uuummmm okay
here i go

poop poop sittin on the toilet right now
POOPING
i'm am shitting and shitposting
fart
FORT
poop plop
i must wipe...
wipe...
hope i don't have to shit outside tonight