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As for the Turkic ones, if you know Turkish they look pretty similar, but I've seen them say it's not but Turks are usually idiots

>reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>Turkish: bu post cevap ver yoksa annen bu gece uykusunda ölecek
>Uzbek: bu postga javob yozing yoki onang bugun tunda uyqusida o'ladi
>Kyrgyz: uşul postko joop ber, bolboso apaŋ bügün tün uykusunda ölöt
>Kazakh: osı postqa jawap ber, äytpese anañ bügin tünde uyqısında öledi
>Turkmen: bu postga jogap ber, ýogsam ejeň şu gije ukusynda öler

Those all the look the same to me, some spelling variations and maybe different conjugation but if you know Turkish and its grammar you should be able to understand them all when spoken.

>uykusunda
>uyku - sleep
>uykusu - her sleep
>uykusunda - in her sleep

>bu - this
>bugun - today (this day)
>bugun tunda/bu gece - tonight

verb in Turkish
>ölmek - die
>-(y)ecek - future tense
>ölecek - will die

verb in Uzbek
>ol'moq - die
>-di - future tense
>ol'adi - will die

Not hard at all.