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7/18/2025, 1:13:25 AM
>"Wow golly, thanks for saving my kitty, mister" says little Susan as Murderman returns her cat Rosy to her, who was stuck in a tree
>Murderman glares coldly at Susan
>"We have an issue with pet overpopulation, you should euthanize the cat" he says
>"P-pardon, mister??"
>"I can do it myself" Murderman says as his eyes turn red
>"Hold still now, I'd rather burn off one of your arms than both of them"
later that evening
>"I'm keeping my eye on you, Lex. Oh whoops, how clumsy. I just dropped this files, of when we raided Brainiac's archives last year and got information on his alien scientific experiments. Genetically engineered monsters"
>"...Okay" says Lex
>"Boy Lex, it would sure be a shame if you looked over these files and learned from them with your photographic memory to then replicate the results and unleash one of these alien abominations on a city. They'd kill so many people and the collateral damage I'd cause in stopping them would be huge! A couple of skyscrapers, maybe several. Thousands dead!"
>"..."
>"BUT good thing I'm not gonna let you read the file! I'm taking if with me... after I take a fly around the city. Peaceful night sky. I'll be back in one hour. DON'T read that file now, Lex!"
>Murderman glares coldly at Susan
>"We have an issue with pet overpopulation, you should euthanize the cat" he says
>"P-pardon, mister??"
>"I can do it myself" Murderman says as his eyes turn red
>"Hold still now, I'd rather burn off one of your arms than both of them"
later that evening
>"I'm keeping my eye on you, Lex. Oh whoops, how clumsy. I just dropped this files, of when we raided Brainiac's archives last year and got information on his alien scientific experiments. Genetically engineered monsters"
>"...Okay" says Lex
>"Boy Lex, it would sure be a shame if you looked over these files and learned from them with your photographic memory to then replicate the results and unleash one of these alien abominations on a city. They'd kill so many people and the collateral damage I'd cause in stopping them would be huge! A couple of skyscrapers, maybe several. Thousands dead!"
>"..."
>"BUT good thing I'm not gonna let you read the file! I'm taking if with me... after I take a fly around the city. Peaceful night sky. I'll be back in one hour. DON'T read that file now, Lex!"
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