When I was 16 my high school Girlfriend and I were "planning on getting married" and she wanted me to take her families last name. I agreed because I didn't know any better because I was horny and retarded.
By the time I was 19 (two years after breakup) I realized how retarded I would have to be to do that.
How can an Average Joe like me have that kind of mental clarity at 19 but an E-Celeb who had a WAY more adventurous life then me end up this cucked?