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7/10/2025, 6:00:46 PM
Yea, you nod, running a hand through your shaggy hair as a swarthy grin hops onto your face, REWARDS. Let’s hear ‘em!
Um…. please.
“REWARD!?”
“AIN’T HELPIN’ OUT MISS LUTZA REWARD ENOUGH!?”
“UNGRATEFUL BASTARD!”
“Now now, boys~” Purrs Lutza, the three words instantly soothing the security detail, “Joplin?”
“Yes, well…” Clearing his throat, the manager adjusts the collar of whatever it is he’s wearing before continuing. “Given the suddenness of the request and the dire situation we find ourselves in, coupled with your status as an independent contractor operating under duress and threat of expulsion from the city of Umberal or worse… we are prepared to offer you a reward attuned to the sum of 3000 BELLS.”
Th-th-3000 BELLS!?
“Quite.” Nods the Gnok, “To be disbursed upon relaying reliable information on who or what entity is currently stalking my client.” He cocks his head to the side. “Do we have a deal?”
Well, you huff, that’s pretty generous and all, but-
Before you can finish, you feel something small, fuzzy, and… remarkably ‘gifted’ in the torso region tackle you into your chair–the Trio surrounding you LONG before she makes impact!
“Oh, THANK YOU, Anton!” Sobs the Spinner as she presses her cheek against your chest! “And on top of Joplin’s stuffy old reward, I’ll totally owe you a favor!” Pulling back to stare you down with her amethyst eyes, a sheepish smile forms on the Durher’s face.
“Anything you want, okay? Anything!”
“N-now now, Miss Lutza…” Sputters her manager as he watches helplessly as their bargaining power flies out the window, “There’s… we shouldn’t-”
“We SHOULD, actually!” She snaps with unusual venom! “Anton here could be risking his life for me!”
Yea!
“He could be bleeding out within the hour!”
Y-yea!
“Or worse: a miserable plaything for a mad mage!”
E-erm…
“SO!” She chirps as she gives your nose a gentle tweak with her finely-manicured claw, “What would my HERO like as a reward, hmmm?”
Well?
>You’ll think about it!
>You want her to talk to you about Tzah-Tzie…
>Lifetime passes to all of her performances!
>Can she, like, sign something for you?
>She can get into Spice Cartel places… right?
>Rolo… you want intel!
>What does she know about a guy named Vhale?
>Archmage Trier… you want to know about him!
>Write-In!
Um…. please.
“REWARD!?”
“AIN’T HELPIN’ OUT MISS LUTZA REWARD ENOUGH!?”
“UNGRATEFUL BASTARD!”
“Now now, boys~” Purrs Lutza, the three words instantly soothing the security detail, “Joplin?”
“Yes, well…” Clearing his throat, the manager adjusts the collar of whatever it is he’s wearing before continuing. “Given the suddenness of the request and the dire situation we find ourselves in, coupled with your status as an independent contractor operating under duress and threat of expulsion from the city of Umberal or worse… we are prepared to offer you a reward attuned to the sum of 3000 BELLS.”
Th-th-3000 BELLS!?
“Quite.” Nods the Gnok, “To be disbursed upon relaying reliable information on who or what entity is currently stalking my client.” He cocks his head to the side. “Do we have a deal?”
Well, you huff, that’s pretty generous and all, but-
Before you can finish, you feel something small, fuzzy, and… remarkably ‘gifted’ in the torso region tackle you into your chair–the Trio surrounding you LONG before she makes impact!
“Oh, THANK YOU, Anton!” Sobs the Spinner as she presses her cheek against your chest! “And on top of Joplin’s stuffy old reward, I’ll totally owe you a favor!” Pulling back to stare you down with her amethyst eyes, a sheepish smile forms on the Durher’s face.
“Anything you want, okay? Anything!”
“N-now now, Miss Lutza…” Sputters her manager as he watches helplessly as their bargaining power flies out the window, “There’s… we shouldn’t-”
“We SHOULD, actually!” She snaps with unusual venom! “Anton here could be risking his life for me!”
Yea!
“He could be bleeding out within the hour!”
Y-yea!
“Or worse: a miserable plaything for a mad mage!”
E-erm…
“SO!” She chirps as she gives your nose a gentle tweak with her finely-manicured claw, “What would my HERO like as a reward, hmmm?”
Well?
>You’ll think about it!
>You want her to talk to you about Tzah-Tzie…
>Lifetime passes to all of her performances!
>Can she, like, sign something for you?
>She can get into Spice Cartel places… right?
>Rolo… you want intel!
>What does she know about a guy named Vhale?
>Archmage Trier… you want to know about him!
>Write-In!
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