"You want to lick my what?"

I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for RP I can assure you I won't be buying any.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills.
Skills I have acquired over a long League career.
Skills that make me an arachnophobic nightmare for people like you.
If you give me the Elise Emote now, that will be the end of it.
I will not Rappel for you, I will not Cocoon you.
But, if you don't, I WILL Volatile Spiderling for you, and I WILL Venomous Bite you.