>>510471552
It's handlebars for the shekinah to facefuck them with its divine drilldo
Why do you think they evolved to have no chins? Easier deepthroating.
Why the gay stockings? Prevents deep vein thrombosis from being on their knees for extended periods of time.
Why the faggy caps? To hide their bald spot
Why the trenchcoats? To hide their plan b collection