>>509637203
>>STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND GROW THE HELL UP!
>What's your response?

>be me
>32-year-old Squad main
>team medic, 2,000+ hours, zero friends
>clean my virtual rifle more than my actual dishes
>wake up at 3 PM, slam Monster Energy, piss in a bottle, log on
>“grow up”?
>you mean like you grew up into a benzo-addled, lobster-worshipping crybaby who sobs on podcasts and eats only beef?
>bro couldn't handle his daughter's diet and fled to Russia
>“sort yourself out”
>i did, jordan
>i organized a full logi convoy on Tallil Outskirts with synchronized mortars and fireteam flanks
meanwhile you can’t even synchronize your tie with your shirt collar
you ragequit life because of Twitter and a piece of steak
>i ragequit because Command wouldn’t approve my heli insert, then came back two minutes later because the squad needed me
>who’s the real adult here?
>stay in your lane, professor
>some of us are out here defending digital freedom one revive at a time