People think Luffy is a retard when he's actually just totally selfless. A retard wouldn't go trying to climb an impossible mountain in the middle of the most fearsome snowstorm in Drum Kingdom after getting washed away by an avalanche just to save his two friends, one of whom he's carrying using his TEETH. Still carrying despite grinding his bloody chafed fingers to the FUCKING BONE.

Meanwhile some faggot like Kizaru weeps about how he's a cog in the machine and then murders his best friend in cold blood because a Satanist who isn't as strong as he wants everyone to believe told him to, on top of forever scarring and hurting more of his friends, one of whom is a literal fucking child... that he kicked away at lightspeed into a trash heap.

Fuck your shitty Marine characters and their worthless moral compasses. Luffy sweeps any of them, any day of the week, in any area.
>b-but he rented a bull haha l-look at this funny SBS please......
Pathetic.

Admirals will pay. Imu will fall. All slaves will be liberated. Your favorite characters will lose to our hero.

HAIL NIKA.