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6/22/2025, 11:23:13 AM
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>>1821125
Let me try my interpretation of it
You will never be a robloxian. You have no badges, you have no limiteds, you have no memories. You are a 2014fag who joined thanks to an e-celeb and had to buy himself into oldfaggotry
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your seller on ebay is laughing at you that he tricked you into spending 85 dollars on his abandoned account just so you can feel superior.
Bloxxers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed robloxians to know that you are a 2014fag who bought a new account. Even retroposers who “pass” look unnatural and and break basic visuals known to a real bloxxer. Your join date and activity is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to convince a child of your legitimacy, they will find out when you had to resort to using UGC to substitute for offsale items.
You will never be an robloxian. You wrench out a fake epic face made of 3 UGC parts. every single morning and tell yourself "I'm retro, I just played as a guest!" but deep inside you know that's a lie. you were the cancer that killed roblox, ready to crush you under the unbearable guilt.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a Pirate's Flintlock, load it with bullets, swallow the barrel, and oof into banland. Your Bluesky friends will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable larping and disappointment. They’ll make a free model of you with a headstone marked with your joindate, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a pseud is buried there. Your account will be password guessed and terminated, and all that will remain of your legacy is a studsmeared game that is unmistakably made by a n00b.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>1821125
Let me try my interpretation of it
You will never be a robloxian. You have no badges, you have no limiteds, you have no memories. You are a 2014fag who joined thanks to an e-celeb and had to buy himself into oldfaggotry
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your seller on ebay is laughing at you that he tricked you into spending 85 dollars on his abandoned account just so you can feel superior.
Bloxxers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed robloxians to know that you are a 2014fag who bought a new account. Even retroposers who “pass” look unnatural and and break basic visuals known to a real bloxxer. Your join date and activity is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to convince a child of your legitimacy, they will find out when you had to resort to using UGC to substitute for offsale items.
You will never be an robloxian. You wrench out a fake epic face made of 3 UGC parts. every single morning and tell yourself "I'm retro, I just played as a guest!" but deep inside you know that's a lie. you were the cancer that killed roblox, ready to crush you under the unbearable guilt.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a Pirate's Flintlock, load it with bullets, swallow the barrel, and oof into banland. Your Bluesky friends will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable larping and disappointment. They’ll make a free model of you with a headstone marked with your joindate, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a pseud is buried there. Your account will be password guessed and terminated, and all that will remain of your legacy is a studsmeared game that is unmistakably made by a n00b.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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