Fellow /fat/ bros and Obesties, they told us not to take creatine because "it makes you gain weight".

I'm here to tell you those people are fucking retarded. Yea, creatine makes you gain "weight" and hold water, but it goes IN YOUR MUSCLES. I've been on 10g/day for ~1 week. Went to gym today, my tits are huge. I feel like I could nurse a baby elephant. My arms are blown up like gazan children. My shoulders stand proud like hispanic mulatto that graduated with a 3.2 in International Relations from a shitty state school. I look so much better. Trust me bros, get some creatine.