>>2077688
Not HoI4 but

>me
>college
>carry laptop with me
>casually really good at some strategy games so I do some low effort stuff when I'm somewhere killing time on campus
>US in E:TW on Grand Campaign
>conquering the Americas
>qt 3.14 Guatemalan girl who is in my friend group walks up while doing the above
>really wants me to smash but has bf
>can tell she's really struggling to not be a whore over this
>she sits down
>"what're you doing anon?"
>"playing an RTS game"
>"haha you're so nerdy who're you fighting?"
>"oh i dunno if it's fighting"
>"well what're you doing then silly?"
>"i just conquered your Homeland"
>hfw

Needless to say I did not smash but I Manifested the fuck out of Destiny in a game I don't even play anymore, so who really won here?