I literally have a smoke alarm chirping every 40 seconds.
It's 14'4" off the ground.
I'm not climbing a cunting ladder that tall on my own and the tallest push-around scissor-lift I can rent (same price as the ladder, btw) is two foot too short.
Fucking think chirps every 40 seconds. Like, nigger, you're plugged into the mains, fuck your stand-by battery.

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Cheers hohol.

The Bible says the end times are near when people will be actively having sex in public.

Based on the amount of porn taking place in public, I'd say the clock is ticking.