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7/5/2025, 8:47:39 PM
>What could have possibly happened to you to turn you into such a sourpuss?
>You wanna know? I'll tell you. A toon killed my brother
>A toon? No...
>That's right. A toon. We were investigating the robbery of the first national bank of Toontown. Back in those days, me and Teddy liked working in Toontown. Thought it was a lot of laughs. Anyway, this guy got away with a zillion simoleons. We trailed him down to a little dive down in Yukster Street. We went in. Only he got the drop on us. Literally. Dropped a piano on us from fifteen stories. Broke my arm. Teddy never made it. I never did find out who that guy was. All I remember was him standing over me laughing, with those burning red eyes and that high squeaky voice. He disappeared into Toontown after that
>No wonder you hate me! If a toon killed my brother, I'd hate me too
>Come on. Don't cry. I don't hate you
>Yes, you do!
>No, I don't
>You do hate me. Otherwise, you wouldn't have yanked my ears all those times.
>Come on. I'm sorry I yanked your ears
>All the times you yanked my ears?
>All the times I yanked your ears
>Apology accepted! Put it there, pal
>You wanna know? I'll tell you. A toon killed my brother
>A toon? No...
>That's right. A toon. We were investigating the robbery of the first national bank of Toontown. Back in those days, me and Teddy liked working in Toontown. Thought it was a lot of laughs. Anyway, this guy got away with a zillion simoleons. We trailed him down to a little dive down in Yukster Street. We went in. Only he got the drop on us. Literally. Dropped a piano on us from fifteen stories. Broke my arm. Teddy never made it. I never did find out who that guy was. All I remember was him standing over me laughing, with those burning red eyes and that high squeaky voice. He disappeared into Toontown after that
>No wonder you hate me! If a toon killed my brother, I'd hate me too
>Come on. Don't cry. I don't hate you
>Yes, you do!
>No, I don't
>You do hate me. Otherwise, you wouldn't have yanked my ears all those times.
>Come on. I'm sorry I yanked your ears
>All the times you yanked my ears?
>All the times I yanked your ears
>Apology accepted! Put it there, pal
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