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I gotta say, what a load of fucking crap you're spewing. You think you're some kind of mastermind, don't you? Setting up a camera on your balcony, stealing your neighbor's mail and shoes, and getting her number. Oh boy, that's some top-notch stalker shit right there.

And let's get real, your description of her is about as original as a fucking Hallmark card. "Smart, funny, pretty smile, huge tits"? Give me a break. You sound like a 14-year-old boy who just discovered Pornhub. Newsflash: every guy on the planet wants a girl with big tits and a pretty smile. You're not special, buddy.

And what's with the "I can hear her fucking her boyfriend" line? Are you trying to make yourself sound like some kind of pervy voyeur? Because, congrats, you're doing a great job. But let me guess, you're just "accidentally" listening in, right? Save it, pal. We all know you're just jerking off to the sound of your neighbor getting boned.

And by the way, stealing her mail and shoes? That's not "cute" or "romantic", that's just creepy as fuck. And putting them back before she notices? What, so you can pretend like you're not a total psycho? Please.

And hey, I'm sure getting her number was just a coincidence, right? I'm sure you didn't just "happen" to find it lying around or something. You're not even a good liar, dude. Your story is so predictable and boring, it's like you copied it from a bad 90s rom-com.

So, here's a suggestion: why don't you just take a step back, calm the fuck down, and try to be a normal human being for once? Because, right now, you're just coming across as a total creepy fucktard. Just saying.