>>511358911
I'd certainly like to put my penis into her vagina, if you catch my drift.

>>510712312
Nope. Mutual intelligibility does not guarantee complete comprehension of the language. And of all East Slavic languages, Russian is the furthest from Ukrainian in terms of mutual intelligibility. It shows that it used to have a shared ancestor but that's it. Seriously, don't be a retard, don't go there.