I had to skip my father's funeral because he was a male. When I saw posts from his friends getting sentimental over his death all I could think was how much of a bunch of faggots they were for getting so close to another dude.
They even shared old photos of them hugging and giving a shit about each other, sharing stories about how they used to bicker and meet in the middle, get a fucking room.
Thankfully with my extra rolls for skipping Hugo I'll be able to hit pity on the next female that catches my eye so as to remove this putrid taste from my mouth.