i have this weird fantasy of getting my penis and balls removed and i'm left with a tiny slit that is some skin folds to prevent infections of my peehole.
A pussy that is unfuckable and only for pissing, otherwise a featureless crotch, like a barbie doll.

Maybe i could get off from some super strong vibrators pressed against my crotch. If not i would be limited to getting ass fucked or urethral sounding.