https://jaapl.org/content/early/2019/05/16/JAAPL.003836-19
>Studies published between 2002 and 2016 1,16,17 indicated that most individuals who self-reported having sex with animals were white males ranging in age from 16 to 78 years, most of whom were gainfully employed and were, or had been, in an intimate human relationship. Animals most often chosen as sexual partners were dogs, horses, goats, cats, farm animals, and fowl, followed by wildlife and exotics.
Keep in mind, these are self reported stats. The real number is probably higher.

> Brothers, the time draws near. News has arrived from the NGOUsonian Department of State of Amerikkka' regarding my visa status... oh praise be to the All Penile Holy Father Dugin and his daughter.... (peace be upon her) and while it is a shame that I was never called for service, by the smegma of Saint Olga's throbbing clitoris I will fulfill my obligations abroad. While you, my Brothers sisters and rent boys, fight bravely on the shafts of our heroic Tuvans, I will fulfill our ambitions abroad by claiming asylum and prostituting my wife to the black beasts of harlem.. it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.
> I have attached an AI generated photo portraying myself and Putin playing chess at the park as my farewell. I had to beat my son senseless to get the prompts right but it was well worth it. Until next time, brothers. Z"