Dating as a trans woman is a fucking nightmare:

Cism:
>“Please don’t change yourself my queen you’re perfect the way you are” *transitions 8 months into the relationship or ends up cheating on me with a guy or a cis girl*

Cisf:
>“You’re gonna be such a pretty girl omg I can’t wait to girlsplain everything to you. Gosh I always wanted a safe golden retriever bo-… uh girlfriend!”

Ftm:
>*just waits to get DMed* “sorry I can’t date you, you need to look like a child otherwise I don’t feel like a hecking man enough.”
*cheats on his current partner*

Mtf:
>“Hi I just met you but uhh do you wanna compare transitions. Please, I wanna see your tits. This is a flirt technique. Btw do you like autistic girls?”

Theyfab:
>“I would love to date you, just know I have AMAB trauma and will therefore leave you and accuse you of rape out of nowhere”

Theyman:
>“You would be a wonderful addition to our all-queer polycule where we’re all dysgenic and ugly as puke”