Hello /b/ fags, since you fucks are cheaper than a therapist- how come I always feel a weight on my brain? Sometimes it feels like the weight finally went away, but as soon as I acknowledge it the weight comes back? wtf is that shit? I hate you all, and hope you die.

JK, secretly I hope you find a rich cougar whore who will leave everything to you. That'd be pretty sick, right?

P.S., I'm, really, really drunk right now.