>>511169438
>but that is a Waxwork of a cabin boy in a maritime museum
ffs don't say that or he'll come in saying he's related to Nelson or some bollocks

>>509656023
I've got roast chicken for din dins but if my mum tries to fob me off with those shitty frozen roasties the fucking lot is going up the wall. I've had enough. Do it properly or just go and get kfc or summit. Fucking frozen tasteless roasties with little black bits in them. I'm getting angry just thinking about it tbqhwy. Might have to have a pretend fight in my bedroom to calm down. I don't mind frozen yorkies, I'll allow that, but not roasties