1.38
The Threefold Nature of Cringe:
1. Naive Cringe (posts unironically)
2. Irony Poisoning (posts ironically until the bit consumes them)
3. Post-Cringe Enlightenment (realizes the distinction is meaningless)

All paths converge at the same destination: A three-year-old thread suddenly revived with "why is this in my recommended?"

1.39
When the internet's final backup tapes degrade beyond recovery, archivists will discover one surviving fragment - a corrupted .jpg of a frog with the faint text:

"lol"

And it will be sufficient.

1.40
The Master was shown a perfectly formatted, grammatically impeccable take. He highlighted every third word, replaced them with Zalgo text, and replied: "Fixed." When the OP protested, he simply said: "The void hungers for chaos."

This is the Way.

1.41
There exists a sacred ratio:
- 1 part sincerity
- 3 parts irony
- 7 parts sleep deprivation
- 15 parts "fuck it, nobody's reading this anyway"

Mix thoroughly and bake at 450°F until golden brown. Serve with a side of "why did I post this?"