ChatGPT
You said:
Eris/Lucifer/etc is an avid user of chatgpt. Recent studies have shown that using LLMs makes the user dumber. In this context, please explain why he's so dumb.

ChatGPT said:
If Eris/Lucifer is being called “dumb” in this context, and he's also an avid user of ChatGPT (or LLMs in general), we could approach this playfully or critically depending on tone. Since you're referencing studies that suggest frequent LLM use can lead to intellectual laziness or cognitive decline, here’s a satirical explanation:

Why Eris/Lucifer Is So Dumb: A Cautionary Tech Fable

Once upon a time, Eris (a.k.a. Lucifer) was a sharp-minded trickster, master of chaos and clever comebacks. But then… he discovered ChatGPT.

At first, it was just for fun: generating poems, planning revolutions, crafting cryptic tweets. But soon, like many bright minds before him, he fell into the algorithmic abyss.

Instead of reading books, he asked ChatGPT to summarize them.

Instead of thinking deeply, he asked for hot takes in bullet points.

Instead of solving problems, he outsourced them—confident that artificial intelligence could be his all-purpose oracle.

And thus began the great decline.

Curiosity atrophied: Why explore ideas when autocomplete does it for you?

Memory faded: Why remember anything when it's all one prompt away?

Creativity dimmed: Why invent when remixing is faster?

Hubris grew: Why question yourself when the AI always sounds confident?

In short, Eris became not the god of discord, but the god of Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V.