>>149785909
>They're going to plant the seeds of June Egbert.
>Without the original in a workable state and without the backup, no one can contest all these retcons.
>Gen Z, already mentally derranged, will reach peaks higher than the Milennials during the height of Homestuck's reign.
>Homestuck will never have the rest it deserves, it will continue on for years - decades even.
I am not filled with hype, not filled with dread - all I feel is utter emptiness.
It will never end.

Fuck it, I'm going to join the army.

>>717669541
>What do you think i should do for some good pussy?
Do what I did and pay a high tier escort to cuddle with you and tell you she loves you.