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The bong fears the samurai, the bushido spirit so far from his own as they squirt Nandos Lime & Mango™ sauce over him, the spiciest legal substance allowed for use in self defense as their trousers fill with liquid diarrhea, the forced diversity requirements demanding that they only eat Pani Tenga from the Indian street vendors. Their screams of terror drowning out the jeers of the rape gang next door, a cacophony of incomprehensible barbarianism as they avail themselves to the ripe pickings of the nearest schoolyard.