Whats your aversion to tattos and why do you not like them anon? I have 6 and I love them. They are all unique and I have reasons for all of them.
FAQs and comments -

Rhetorical question - You know that will never come off right?
A. Duh.

Q - Why would you get THAT as a tattoo?
A - My body my rules

Comment - You wont get a REAL job
A. Yeah you can, there are professionals with a lot of tattoos all the time. Do you know how many CEOs of big companies with tattoos?

Q - Why get a tattoo if it's just going to look like shit in 50 years?
A - Why get a car if you're just going to trade it in in 5 to 10 years?

Comment - "My fairytale tells me that it's wrong and I HAVE to believe it!"
A - We are all going to die one day and none of us know what's next. Get over yourself.