Why not just become chad thundercock and bring her home with you?
>hurr durr I can't do that
Yes you can, do 50 pushups in the morning and at night, eat lower calorie foods that fill you up like eggs and Greek yogurt and you're good to go

>/lgbt/ higher than 100
>/lgbt/ higher than 70
You're telling me a group of people who think biological men can be women aren't drooling retards? Give me a break