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7/24/2025, 6:47:29 PM
Warning: unsolicited shilling
I am a dildo connoisseur. I have tried everything from suction, vac-u-lock, quick lock mounts and cheap chinese knocks, self-made silicone dildos (some anon's "Mandy", and others) to RealDoll and BadDragon brand dildos.
I am not a size queen but I have massive dildos (dreams?).
All of this is to say I came here to recommend dildos:
For realism fans:
1. Solina Mega XXL from peepshowtoys. Suction mount. This is my go to for the shower.
2. Dirk from realdoll. Vac-u-lock mount. Go to for fucking machines.
For beast fans:
3. Flared Steed from Sinnovator OR Mundir from Neotori depending on whether you like knots or flares.
4. For SIZE fans on a budget: Neo Elite 11 by blush novelties.
I haven't been paid for this post. I think these are all 100% silicone, I've boiled and burnt them. I think the inner core of the neo elite 11 is probably not silicone but who knows. If I had to escape with only one dildo it would be the first one. Good luck anons.
I am a dildo connoisseur. I have tried everything from suction, vac-u-lock, quick lock mounts and cheap chinese knocks, self-made silicone dildos (some anon's "Mandy", and others) to RealDoll and BadDragon brand dildos.
I am not a size queen but I have massive dildos (dreams?).
All of this is to say I came here to recommend dildos:
For realism fans:
1. Solina Mega XXL from peepshowtoys. Suction mount. This is my go to for the shower.
2. Dirk from realdoll. Vac-u-lock mount. Go to for fucking machines.
For beast fans:
3. Flared Steed from Sinnovator OR Mundir from Neotori depending on whether you like knots or flares.
4. For SIZE fans on a budget: Neo Elite 11 by blush novelties.
I haven't been paid for this post. I think these are all 100% silicone, I've boiled and burnt them. I think the inner core of the neo elite 11 is probably not silicone but who knows. If I had to escape with only one dildo it would be the first one. Good luck anons.
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