I like yellow women

I am unhappy with the current state of affairs. I hate my life. How can paranormality help fix that? People claim I can get a supernatural girlfriend in here. Ok so what? That won't make me stop hating myself. People claim I can switch places with a me in a parallel universe that doesn't hate himself. So what? I hate myself and I'd still haye myself in a parallel universe.
I just don't see the point of following the paranormal.