>>935811482

And you'd be amazed how often I'm accused of lying, when I'm simply telling stories from my past in here.

as if I would have anything to gain by fabricating a story about meeting Andy Kaufman and discussing Elvis for 90 minutes with him...

Why the fuck would I lie about THAT?

..... But for every story I tell, there are ALWAYS people in here insisting I'm lying

hahaha
when you're this old, and you've experienced this much in life, there's absolutely no reason to fabricate the stories

Life has already supplied way too many stories

I can barely remember the ones that actually happened, because there were so many of them

why the fuck would I make up stories?

That's something exclusive for people with no real life experiences worth mentioning