>>509504428
Rural Michigan is comfy but we do have our share of Juggalo types. Still, I get your point about the redneck stereotype.
While I never had a cousin try to fuck me, plenty of teenage girls did try to take advantage of me when I was a pre-teen. Usually mostly harmless shit like taking my hat and putting it down their shirt, telling me to I had to get it back myself so I'd end up feeling their tits. Since I hadn't hit puberty, I just found it annoying but looking back at it, it's crazy how shameless some of them were about it.