Anyone do any weird/fucked up things while trying to alleviate the constant horniness of puberty?

When I was around 14 I remember watching some movie where a couple guys were talking about sex and one said it was fucking a jar of peanut butter. So a few days later I bought a jar of peanut butter to fuck. After everyone went to bed I went and grabbed it, took it up to my room, stripped and went to stick my dick in it. It was so thick I couldn't get my dick in it. Had to get dressed, grab a knife, take it back to my room and stir the hell out of the peanut butter. Once all stirred I was able to push my dick right in. I remember it had a nice resistance to it. And when I went to pull out had a really nice suction to it. I ended up coming in just a few minutes, but I fucked that jar of peanut butter all night.