*scene cuts to Deku jerking off while thinking of the foursome he had last night, he cums before friendly niggerhood Spidey comes in and catches the droplets*
"Hey crakka. Miles Morales of 1610 here. It says here youse a class A galactic BVLL...whatever that means. I'm thinking it's the giant mutie CAWK you packing. Shiiiiet that bigger than my Popeye's order. Hand it over."
>I've always been good at knowing my street tier limit
>Keep finding new tranny holes to fit in
>Have faith in Deku to give mutie babies to myself....

*deku punches miles back*
"One for All's massive penis is mine, darkie. What the hell are you doing in my lobby?"
*miles goes flying back. deku shoots out some black whips which miles webs up and swings back*
"I'm told I'm bad with niggers."
miles hits deku back and webs him
"Tell me bout it nigguh! Imma do my own thing!"
*Miles hits Deku with a venom punch, sending him back enough to make a light crater in the ground*

>Give me herald scaling to rise to, I'll face it
>And every shred of antifeats, I'll erase it
Have faith in the Swank that gives FTL to >yourself...

*deku is now getting serious*
"THAT'S NOTHING! THIS IS THE STORY OF HOW I BECOME MARVEL'S BIGGEST GAPER!
*activates 5% full cowling, launching himself at miles. miles and his wall busting feats are instantly obliterated*

>I CANNOT DEFEAT THE WEAKEST VERSE OF /a/
>NO MATTER...HOW MUCH MY SHILLS PRAY

*the web of life and destiny trembles. miles is fully reconstituted, and grabs deku's punch*
"This that HERALD SCALING, NIGGUH. FIRELORD, DAWG!"

>Masters of building tier, every time
>Please give me my scaling, stars align
>With the palm of my hand...Marvel heralds actually laugh at my blasts...

*miles launches deku back and pulls out his sword. Deku sighs*
"That's so lame..."
*miles and deku clash. the shockwave kills every x men in the world*