JERRY: *shaking his head* You guys won’t believe what I just saw online.

GEORGE: *leaning in* What is it, Jerry? Some new dance craze?

ELAINE: *rolling her eyes* More like a new low, I’m sure.

JERRY: *turns laptop around to show them* It’s this… meme. Some guy, Andy Sixx, he’s been keeping a log of his… *pauses, grimaces* … bowel movements.

GEORGE: *gagging* Oh god, Jerry! Why would anyone want to see that?!

ELAINE: *disgusted* This is the kind of thing that makes me question humanity’s progress.

JERRY: *chuckles* Yeah, but you have to admit, it’s kind of fascinating in a horrifying way.

GEORGE: *shaking his head* No, Jerry. No, it’s not. It’s just… wrong.

ELAINE: *nodding in agreement* I mean, who’s going to see this and think, "You know what I need? More information about Andy Sixx’s bowel habits!"?